the ball

as i sit in my chair hung over to fuck a couple of regrets and questions spring to mind. First and for most what the fuck happened last night like seriously some one please fill me in on that one. second when it comes to drinking out of a funnel straight jack daniels or for that fact any kind of bouban probebly isn't the best choice in beverage. when using a funnel try using something nice and tasty like lemonade or something. third what the fuck happened last night. fourth what happened to my entire bottle of jack daniels because i didnt drink alll of it...surely. fifth apparently girls do not find it funny when u ask them where so and so is then they ask why and u reply because apparently she has huge tits and i wanna have a look. The last is that suits are awesome seriously how fucking good did I and i suppose we look last night. Personally i think thats what makes the ball special. Its every putting in the effort to look awesome because in all fairness the actual event was shit like for a good hour i just wanted to hang myself because i was that bored (The fact my date and i didnt talk the whole night didnt help) its not the pres and because i cannot remeber the afters it obviously wasnt memorable either. The one thing that i will always remeber though is looking in the mirror once i was ready and thinking "if i was a chick i would totally tap that". In conclusion to the Aquinas ball what i've achieved i have lost my limoginerty (seriously a tram what the fuck were they thinking), i have got the second worst hang over in my life, i have sucked roughly 12 baloons worth of helium and most importantly balls are right up there with the most over rated events ever right up there with new years eve and easter because you always wake up the next morning why the fuck did i do that