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date 30/10/2010 time 10:31

hey i really like you
really i like you too
really
yeh
you wanna go out
yeh sure
oops i cheated on you at leavers
really your a cunt we're not going out anymore

....what was the point

oad to the ghost of partys future

Hangovers the bane of anyones morning, the monster that lurks in the shadows constantly ready ever vigilant for that moment that you have one drink to much then BAM good bye breakfast. In this enlightened state of self loathing the question that eventually arises is why? why the hell do i put myself through this everytime. The answer is because its fun. When your drunk everyones your friend and you feel that you are the master of all things and for no other reason then because the rules dont apply to you any more then discovering "because" apparently isn't a good enough reason for mother nature when she kicks your ass all the way back to last tuesday. The worst thing about hang overs is there is no silver bullet no magic wand fix all you can do is wait it out and hope that the brass band banging away in your head gets tired soon. By no means is this kind of consistant stupidity a bad thing infact it is this same attitude that has aided humanity in its evolution for the apes. Why did columbas set of on a journey on a crappy wooden ship to find something that no one new was there Why did Louis Sebastien Lenormand decided to jump off a really tall building with a piece of cloth attached to his back. When asking any of either of these people why you would recieve one of three answers "I dont know", "because i can" or "why not"and it is because of this that we are where we are today Australia was only descovered because a dude hopped on a ship with some mates and said I wonder whats over there and this is why i figure i am completly justified in getting completly hammered simply because i might do something really dumb that could turn into a fantastic one of the most important events of our lifetime