there is just something magical about boobs big boobs little boobs black boobs yellow boobs white boobs their all just so fantastic evan boob is just fun to say.( seriously right now just say boob to yourself) why do we love boobs so much that is the question that man has asked himself above all else. to be honest i do not know why we love those voluptuous smooth perfectly rounded seeming impractical milk mellons that we find on girls chests'. From what i can understand it might have something to do with the fact that they are on girls. This fact is re-enforced by a issue that is spreading rapdily through out third world countrys and evan some western of course i am talking about moobs. This extreme turn off caused by third world countrys through poor living conditions is begining to spread i am even begining to see it in our well adjusted, healthy society where there was no cases of this kind of infection. Fanny a close friend of mine who i wont name came seemed to be born with this infection. This infection which can only be treated through grueling exercise. Recent survays say that only a small 5% of those infected have the capacity to recieve treatment as the other 95% couldn't find half an hour a day to go for a walk due to entertaining shows like master chef been on. A recent victim has attemted to file a law suit againt reality t.v show biggest looser because after watching the show for 3 years he hadn't lost a single kilogram. the law suit was almost successful except the victim was unable to make his court date due to a small flight of stairs infront of the court room. The winston university released a study that those infected with the moobs were 138% less likely to get with bitches. The head professer made the statement that though logically 100% was the maximum extent girls just seemed to be that turned off that we felt compelled to add the extra 38%. The final case i'd like to put forward was a recent suicide case. The man was suffering depression after a long lasting relationship recently ended due to his moobs. In the mans letter that was found in his hotel room he stated that he had loved his feet he had known them for aslong as he could remember in the months leading up to his diagnoses he had begun to see them less and less until one day they just vanished. The man could feel that they were around sometimes mainly when he got of the couch to get another beer or some more chips other then those brief moments he felt alone. Experts conclude from the letter that it was not infact his feet that drove him to the edge that was infact his car but still believe they had a large amount to do with it.
The extremly random nature of the events just described to you can be completly contributed to the presence of boobs on men so i pose to you this question how could something so great cause so much pain. I would like to take the next few lines to share with you my top ten names for those things we just love so much.
10. Ta Ta's
9. Gazonga's
8. Milk Mellons
7. Chick Cushions
6. The Twins
5. A Rack
4. Bazooka's
3. A Lady's Lovelys
2. Tits
1. BOOBS
