yummy mummys

todays humour is not as simple as it was in middle school. Its no longer someone says a sentance with the the word penis or vagina. Today there appears to be a system of things you can and cant do and this system is seeming to surpass the simple if its funny laugh if its no still laugh but instead direct your laughter at the dick head who tried to be funny. In now days it seems to be a series of twisted mental acrobatics to try and draw some form of twisted meaning from what ever the dude sitting next to you just said and apply it to his mum being a slut. A favourite of mine is the famous
me: man you didn't see that coming

the jackass sitting next to me: your mum didnt see me cuming...last night

In this new system there seems to revolve around the introduction of two new people into the equation. The first kind is the scape goat on the joke and no matter what is said about them it always seems to be funny no matter how little sense the joke makes. Its amazing how every joke that people make about this guy it just always seems to be so god dam funny. No one would want to be in this position so what is done to ensure this person stays in this role there is a complete block made on all things said by the person which usually is just the person being told no.

The second person the king of the jokes is usually the one with the most to loose. I know personally in my group the man making all the your mums so hot i want to fuck her jokes is actaully the man with the hottest mum...and auntie. By him utilising these jokes he is able to block others from calling him on his own mum. In a way i can sympathise with him being forced to live in the shadow of a such a hot mum for no child young or old big or small can compete with a mum like. No matter what is done people always come away thinking "fuck something must of gorn wrong for someone like that to have a kid that looks like that...maby he was adopted.

In the end of all this I believe it is all those yummy mummy's faults out there causing children like young fancote such insecurity causing him to resort to lame as fuck your mum jokes which wern't even funny when everyone else was using them. The only way i can see of fixing this is just to let time slowly take its toll. Over time all those hot mums out there will slowly age into regular mums to saggy mums to grandmums then to dead mums. Unfortunatily this has been know to take a while so to avoid looking more like a dick next time you feel the need to make fun of you mates mum maybe tell a knock knock joke or an asian joke instead so atleast we can all have a laugh


p.s adam stop giving us fucking soccer updates no one cares how the republic of china went against the taliban espically in soccer and if we did cared we would just watch the game ourselves or record it your not the only one with a t.v