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Porn is possibly one of the greatest inventions of all time. Think about it educational, brings couples together, helps mind and body and it is entertaining.

Yes ladies it is educational how do you think men learn all the different positions because it sure as shit doesnt come instinctivly. We learn from porn watching lots and lots of porn. How do you think we learn about the birds that fucked the bee's...from porn. Infact porn as become so intergrated into the educational system that that they are turning to use porn to teach subjects such sciences as biol and human biol. Teachers now assume that boys by the age of 12 know what a penis and vagina is. porn evan teach's math if the phallic shaped object is 5 cm wide and the virgins vagina is so wide but strechs another ..cm will the phallic object fit or if there are 4 penis's in the room and one chick and she is doing a spastic eagle how many more guys can join in?

Bringing couples together is a very large aspect of porn. personally i can say ever since i discovered this wonderful invention quite some time ago me and my right hand have never been closer. For the normal people though porn allows us to be more greatful for what you have as a couple because seriously after having one look at some of those whores not the young ones but like the older ones that have way to much make up on and everything is all saggy and shit espically down and i know i use this term to much but seriously like throwing a needle down like the fucking colosium...not pretty.

As porn becomes more and more common as you would expect so would masterbation one thing that hasnt been taken into account if the tone of mens arms. Now it isnt easy to tug away at the bad boy for a good 20 minutes flat out so you would expect some extra bulk in one arm. Now this is a real thing it is called bi lateral transfer and basically means that if one of your arms gets bigger so will the other not as big but it still wont be left behind completly. for those who arnt apidextress masterbation offers a great oppurtunity to fine tune motor skills in your off hand this may sound silly but seriously fellas give it a shot that shit is fucking hard. As far as mind goes dont you feel that much calmer after a good tug.

To end i would like to point out all the great things the porn industry has done for us. Girls shooting footballs out of there vagina, lady gaga, man shoving entire head into girls vagina, girl being fucked by horse and of course two girls one cup . Now i ask you to try and picture a would with out porn what would u do on a boring sunday afternoon when you have nothing to do study? i dont think so. So serioulsy next time your watching some porn and think to yourelf hey thanks for been such a dirty whore.