Thursday, March 11, 2010

the death of the pick up line

(before i begin those of you who have a go at me about my spelling FUCK OFF)

we have all heard or atleast dreamt of the days where a man could go up to a girl with a witty pick up line like "hey babe i lost my teddy will u sleep with me" then the next thing u know it they be skipping off to the bedroom or another respective area and would go at it like rabbits. in current days everything unless ur some form of super human requires standard ground work before he would evan think about trying to find the balls to bust a move. this shift in times falls down to one possible explanation woman are begining to get to smart for our own good. over the past few decades multiple servays have included that the average self esteem measured in cpsi(cockyness per square inch) and average I.Q have been on the steady increase. this means one thing the number sluts,slappas and whores per square kilometre has decreased dramaticly. So what are we as males ment to do then? two options the first is to do nothng and allow trend to progress and before you know it we will all be stuck in commited relationships from the age of 2(not that theres anything wrong with that you know if ur into that kinda stuff thats ur choice) or the second option which is to fight back and stop this cancerous trend now. The next time ur walking past a girl and she says hi u tell her to go suck a dick when she asks does my but look big in this u reply hell yeh it does and finally and most important well u sleep with a girl for christ sake dont call her back. if we all bamd together we can bring back the golden days of the simple you, sex, now.

1 comment:

  1. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

    ReplyDelete